I thought my seamstress was russian and it turns out shes Yugaslovian. I told her i was quarter czech and she asked if i can speak it. I said the only two phrases i know:
My name is Nawal (yaisum Nawal)
And
Go to sleep (itz spatzi)

Go figure lol


3lm19:

GUYS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO HOW THEY ARE ATTACKING AND RAIDING MUSLIM HOMES IN AUSTRALIA

the police are attacking muslims in their homes in the middle of the night, arresting women in their beds, men in the morning, attacing and humiliating us all

life is getting scary here for the muslims 

WHY THE HELL IS AUSTRALIA EVEN BEEFING?! NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR CONTRY, ASSSIE GOVT: NO CONTRY EVEN WANTS TO BE NEXT TO U. LIKE LMAO ITS SO UNIMPORTANT A TERRORIST WONT EVEN BOTHER, SO CALM YO KANGAROO, LIL RACIST, EX-BRIT CON ASSES DOWN.

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layll:

<3 :)

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debonairest:

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is


geraldine

debonairest:

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

geraldine

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Im just looking for a brother who can get on me about doing the little sunnahs, ya know? like making wadu before sleeping, or putting ‘utr on sadaqah, or praying two rakaa tahajood now and then, and eating dates or honey… not JUST because they taste good but because Rasool Allah liked them.


YESSSSS

YESSSSS

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medimeedes:

SO you guys are telling me

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In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….

wtf is wrong with you

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